Proposal: The Mommy Head toy

 

Dear Acme Toy Division,

Enclosed is a sample of a product I have invented, which I’ve dubbed The Mommy Head.

What is The Mommy Head? Thank you for asking! First, let me ask if your customer is a mother. If so, are any of her children boys? Is one of the boys a toddler? Is he sweet-faced but possessing of an unpredictable violent streak, much like a cat?

 

Why I am a dog person

 

Even when he is attempting to be gentle, does he end up hurting loved ones? Does he tend to go for the face? If so, this is the toy for him!

The Mommy Head is made of silicone and plastic, with real hair extensions. The heads come in a variety of looks and can be custom-made to resemble any mother.

 

Celeb mom

 

The Mommy Head is stretchy and flexible, so it can be attached to various surfaces and objects to enhance the mommy experience for the child. TMH is not just a toy; it can help your customer in many ways.

For example, it can make baby sleep better, knowing that Mommy is always with her!

 

Better than a nightlight

 

Now your customer can enjoy moments of peace and relaxation while TMH takes on some of the burden!

 

Mommy martinis

 

And even when your customer’s child is no longer a baby or toddler, she can rest assured that TMH can still serve a valuable purpose. Highly recommended for tweens and teens who need to blow off some steam!

 Better than Prozac

 

If you want to make your customer happy and provide her and her children with a toy that is both fun and therapeutic, please contact me at your earliest convenience. You won’t regret it!

The modern family

 

I look forward to hearing from you.

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